Bram Stoker's Dracula and Interview With the Vampire were failtastic. The spanish language version of the 1931 dracula film is king.

Quote from Aleph on 11/03/08 at 04:51:58:

 
That sounds lame. I hope you didn't stain your plastic fangs.
 
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I reject your implication that those who enjoyed the shit bukkake known as the Blade and Underworld films would enjoy a US adaptation of this film. I do so because you are obviously implying that the US version will be a conversion from what wikipedia describes as "a romance/horror" (which I can only assume involves a young boy discovers his first love bleeds from the vagina, thus freaking him the crap out for several years, until he learns to chill out/turns 14.) into a action movie. You are also implying that those who liked those action movies wouldn't like this movie, which is another generalization. Way to fail it hero.
 
 
Quote from Aleph on 11/03/08 at 05:50:42:

 
QFT. In any case, I never mentioned a lack of plans involving the viewing of this film. I merely rejected you opinion of what good vampire movies were, and presented my own. Way to fail at reading comprehension. I try not to make insults against things I've not experienced. I'll netflix this movie when I have the time.

Quote from Aleph on 11/03/08 at 06:26:40:

 
Oh good. I thought you were one of those larplanders. The ones that are all "CURSE ME AND MY INABILITY TO SUBSIST ON BLOOD! LETS JUST DRINK WINE INSTEAD, THATS PROBABLY CLOSE. Hey, guys, don't drink too much. My mom will be mad if she finds out I was drinking. I made cherry kool-aid, its next to the cheetos." You know?
 
In any case, you say you are handsome? Lemme see a picture. Wait, how old are you? If you're over twenty five, forget it.
 
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Afraid to make anything above PG-13 and wanting to cash in on a broader demographic are two different things. As for the "scenes involving those children" I couldn't say. If they're what I'm thinking, they'll probably get cut or altered. Not because it offends their delicate morals (because large industries and businesses have none,) rather, they want the money of those that would throw a fit, and trimming whatever they can to do so will help rack up sales. In what you have written, it seems like you refer to the U.S. movie industry, and the filmmakers that are a part of it as something that isn't an unfeeling, profiteering big business. Referring to it as "scared" and  "moralizing over other cultures" without realizing that what comes of as scared or moralizing probably was not in intent. Money first, ya know?  
 
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No I'm not. I'm serious. It's called menstruation. Put in simple terms, every month, the uterus needs to change wallpaper, and evacuates its excess through the vagina. It's found in all girls of "reproductive age" and some guys. For bonus points try and guess which men on this forum menstruate (I'll tell you right now this isn't a joke at your expense, since you wouldn't pick up on it otherise.)
 
Or were you referring to the horror romance thing? Well, incidents like that have not happened to me, but according to my brother, his friend, about when he was 12 or 13, had some people over at his house, one of which was a girl he liked. Girl he liked ended up having her first period there. I can't imagine her not knowing what the hell a period is, and I can't imagine her running around going "oh shit oh shit oh shit." In any case, my brother's friend did not know what a period is, and also found out that she had had one. The discovery of it freaked him the crap out for about two years, for god knows what reason. My brother has stupid friends.
 
 
EDIT: Jeez, I really overdid it. Man, I would fire myself if I were employing me. Srsly. I hate walls of shit. I have become that which I hate. No Aliz, you are the wall of text. And then Aliz was a shit poster. Oh jesus this is silly what am I even talking about I am going to sleep before I hit max stupid.

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I don't want to become somebody's jerk off underlayment.
 
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I'm so happy to be an only child. I feel sorry for your brother. Watch the movie and you'll see why it's impossible for Eli to have her period.
 
P.S. And this was not meant as an insult Alizarin. I'm happy to be an only child because I would feel sorry for a brother who's friends are stupid. It's got nothing to do with you. And I feel sorry for his/your parents and relatives, too.

You're only supposed to drink 'one' glass a day in the Mediterranean diet you overly self-righteous, arrogant manchild. This shows quite well that the diet sure hasn't improved your cognition like it's supposed to.

I like Bram Stoker's Dracula. I guess because it's the only movie I've seen close enough to the book (plus the amount of blood is so lol, I love it)
 
But I think Tim Burton's Batman is crap yeah. His "vision" of Bruce Wayne is a wooden caricature that hangs upside down to sleep and has no personality whatsoever? And his Jokers idea of "crime" is spraypainting art? And his idea of Penguin is a mutant who lives in the sewers and eats raw fish? Fuck you Burton.

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This thread makes me miss my free time to shit walls of text here.  
 
Oh, and am I one of the menstruating males?  Just a little curious.  How far are we gonna take that one?

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I'm one of the menstruating males

...You're quoting a site meant to market the stuff and your grandfather, and I'm quoting a scientist plus a science site, on the healthiness of wine. I think we both know who has the better sources, IE me.

Bruce Wayne is SUPPOSED to be flamboyant and throw his money around to keep people from noticing he's a stoic crimefighter, duh.

Yeah Tallgeese, whatever. Just take Shodan somewhere out, eat some feta, goat cheese, prosciutto or shrimp and drink a bottle of red wine. After that you can enjoy the dessert. Celebrate your ilusionary victory.  
Actually, you might end up thanking me for my suggestion.

Whatever, Tallgeese. At least don't buy some cheap stuff.
 
EDIT: But then again, it's almost like I can see you with your petty, perverse pipette being extremely careful not to exceed the 0.2 mark on your glass. Please Tallgeese, don't be an insult to the wine culture. YOU SIMPLY DON'T FIT.  
So, go and watch Cinema Paradiso, Mediterraneo, Zorba the Greek or Life is Beautiful, get a tan (your avatar and signature look pale), go somewhere where it's sunny and do NOTHING, sometimes just keep your mouth shut and smile when you disagree with someone, eat olive oil with  bread only, soak your feet in the sea, grow a beard, take a boat on a sunny day and drive out to the horizon, make your girlfriend/wife even more furious by just smiling when she's mad at you and cheat on her if you want. So if you want to try out the Mediterranean diet, you should follow these chaotic rules where you ask yourself: "What's the point in all of this?" Well, the point is in living and breathing life. And your attitude simply doesn't fit. I doubt that one glass of wine (or even two glasses) would help to improve your health if you don't follow these rules. It won't even taste good.
After all, your almighty YHWH would sure disagree about your one glass theory. His only son is a Mediterranean. And we do drink more than one glass.  
We do.

Quote from Aleph on 11/04/08 at 04:53:45:

 
You're an insult to my heritage you wop

Quote from SHODAN on 11/05/08 at 20:35:43:

 
Wop - English pejorative ethnic slur for a person of Italian descent. It is derived from the Neapolitan word "guappo", meaning a person who flaunts an overbearingly cocky and swaggering attitude.
 
Me being cocky and swaggering?! You are soooo wrong A.I. And I'm only part Italian. My gene pool is a total mix of nations (which is good, because genes have to be mixed), so I couldn't know what I actually am. The only thing I know is that I'm the existing perfection. The difficult thing is to find a decent woman to breed.  
And you call me arrogant?!  
Grow up SHODAN.

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SUPREMACIST WINO ALERT
 
SUPREMACIST WINO ALERT
 
SUPREMACIST WINO ALERT
 
SUPREMACIST WINO ALERT

I'm not trolling.  
Yes, I'm being sarcastic.  
I don't know who Mikey is.
 
Now my dear Sneedronningen, your Schneewittchen started all this by bitching about something he actually has no clue about. So, let's just let him live in his little autistic world, plugging his ears and claiming the absolute monopoly on knowledge about such trivial things like ants racing (I doubt he'd even taste the difference between dessert and dry wine). And you poking your nose where it really doesn't belongs and insulting me (to be honest I wasn't insulted because I don't even know you, however your intention was to insult me). So SHODAN, there are places where you really shouldn't poke your nose, but I think you already know that. Your intention to protect him by primitively shouting "wop" was somewhat noble, but clumsy. Like a Valkyre riding on her horse and falling off it before the battle even begins. And true Valkyres don't only chop heads off. Sometimes they hurry home from the battlefield to make a dinner, breastfeed the children and be... sensitive. So work a little bit on each other.

No, Tallgeese. I keep my ears plugged.

This thread is silly.

Quote from Aleph on 11/10/08 at 02:20:18:

 
FYI, 90% of the things I say don't make any sense and aren't meant to make any sense.
 
You were being stupid about movies, then it turned to wine, then somehow hearsay became factual, then you insulted Tallgeese-sama so I insulted you back.
 
Yes my insult was not thought out, not nearly as much as yours, but why should I have bothered?
 
PS I also said it because I'm of Sicilian descent so I thought it would be ironically funny
PPS Thread is cocks

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Please SHODAN, forgive me for for liking something you don't.
 
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I deeply regret offending Tallgeese, and beg for forgivence. I'm ashamed of myself for questioning his judgement about my personality, my unintelligence and my fad diet.
 

Quote from Aleph on 11/12/08 at 14:34:19:

 
.......what?
 
"stupid about movies" = Arguing with Alizarin and trying to "prove" that Lat den whatever is something godly that she MUST MUST SEE and shoving it down her throat
 
It had nothing to do with me, I just mentioned that Burton's Batman sucks, which it does
 
Also nice job picking out Tallgeese's insults that came after yours and therefore not proving your point

Quote from Isao Kronos on 11/13/08 at 17:28:01:

 
Well done?

Quote from Aleph on 11/14/08 at 01:43:50:

 
What does SHODAN watching the movie have to do with anything aside from the original topic of this thread?

Pretty much, I wouldn't have said anything if you weren't being arrogant towards Alizarin there.

Aleph, you know nothing.

Quote from Aleph on 11/14/08 at 05:03:17:

 
He's just aggressive.
 
It's pretty fuckin hot actually
 
Alizarin is also awesome and you're really missing out if you're ignoring her
 
But oh well, your loss mister takes vampire movies and his own poor taste too seriously

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You call my taste poor and you haven't seen the movie? You got some real arguments here SHODAN. [/quote]
 
She's calling your tastes poor because you liked a subpar Batman movie. Once again, I must say that nobody is bringing up the movie you are talking about, so please act accordingly. This is the second time I've seen you respond with "you haven't seen the movie yet" in response to something, and it doesn't make sense.

I'm not angry at you either. I have no reason to be. I told you some movies you liked sucked, because I think they suck I mean come on, whats gonna happen? Who cares if I say they suck? Like, just take everything I say with a grain of salt. This is the internet, ya know? When everyone can say everything, doesn't everything people say lose its point?
 
In any case, everything else I have responded to has either been in response to something you've said, or some misc. non sequiter. I've insulted you a few times, and you've done the same to me. I've taken neither seriously. I've also called out of something that you've said that makes no sense to me. For example, bringing up the movie that is this thread's topic every time someone calls your taste questionable without mentioning the movie. Heck, even the quote you made still doesn't make sense. She told you that you take the vampire movies, and your "poor taste" too seriously. She didn't say you had poor taste because you like this swedish movie, and she didn't mention this movie in any comment relating to her saying your taste was poor. Responding with "You haven't even watched the movie" or "watch the movie" makes no sense to me. That's why I keep saying it.
 
In any case, I've no insults for you, and I've no reason to do so. I'm probably not out of responses though. I'll probably respond to something else you say if it makes no sense to me, and I'll probably tell you a movie you like sucks if I think it sucks. And if you insult me, I'll insult you back. If any of this bothers you, think if any thing I says really matters first.

I THINK YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP; ERGO, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
 
PS: YOU ARE STUPID FOR SAYING THE THING THAT YOU SHOULD SHUT UP ABOUT.