Getting Your Dork On |
Saturday, June 28, 2003 i'm glad that damn vamp is dead. i hated being his slave. but i did like the killing i did for him. some how i have teamed up with an elf, a human that tries to spit on every thing and a drunk. i say we kill the drunk and split his items if he dosen't sober up soon. Any way we have taken a mission for some scum humans to stay out of jail. Damn humans think there better then us other races. i say we screw their misson and collect the swords for our selves maybe sell them back or just kill every single human in that town. I've seen orcs with better manner then those scum. Kill them allposted by Kiel at 12:45 AM Tuesday, June 24, 2003 Damn humans! I defend my forrest, and rightly so, and I end up in the hole in some god forsaken prison in the middle of a desert. Then, after a lucky friggin escape, we're on board the ship from hell with god damn vampires and a creepy captain with wooden naughty bits. The worst of it all was the town we ended up in. How dare they call me a pet! I, as an elf, am far superior to any bloody human. Blessed Obad-Hai has delivered me from that hell, and I am now back in my natural environment. If the first vision hadn't shown Orcs I wouldn't even be going on this voyage. But, as evident on the ship, I will not tolerate Orcs in my presence. Death to the Orcs!posted by Jessica at 11:42 PM p.s.posted by Wayne at 5:16 PM Ah, what a journey, sexualy depraved sailors, (there's a shocker!), swedish vampires, rats, and secret compartments! What more could you ask for?posted by Wayne at 5:15 PM |