I'm sorry that you guys crawled around the sewers, but I was being rather kind to you guys. None of you were making the DCs to keep yourselves from drowning. Maybe y'all should put some ranks in swim. ^__~
I hope you guys are having fun with the game. I know that I don't try to keep tight control over the game and we do tend to digress a bit, but my ultimate goal is for us all to have fun.
I hope you all enjoyed the ranks in "pervert" or "gay," you were all being way too crazy that the game had to effect you in some way. ::sniggers::
I have found that I am having a lot of fun DMing. Well it is your show on Friday, boo. We'll see what happens then.
Well, what a bloody balls up that was! Send us to find a cat, a damn CAT! Do we look like the bloody RSPCA? At least we had a good piss up. Lots of Guinness. Suffered for it though, but what the hell.
Turns out we were looking for genetically altered Veloceraptors, what fun. Ended up crawling around in the bloody awful Bensalem sewers, what do you people eat? Horrible, just awful, I may never get out of the shower!
Bagged the buggers, though, all three of them, so I guess it wasn't a complete waste of time. Make a nice trophy, stuffed and mounted, what.
Have serious doubts about that German chappy, what's his name? Smidt? Something like that, never did trust Jerry. Seems a little light in the loafers, as it were, bit of a nancy boy. Need to watch my back when he's around. No dropping the soap in the shower, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Well, until our next jolly little outing, pip, pip.
This is about Dorkness! This is about being the one true dork. This about a DM who has the same voice for every NPC. This is about players who threaten to throw giant D20's at people. This about us playing Dungeons and Dragons!
